Arabic phrase that literally means "When apricots bloom". However, it is used to indicate something impossible, or that you are not willing to do something. It is pretty comparable to "not a chance in hell" in English
Person A: When will Egypt ever win the FIFA world cup?
Person B: Felmishmish
OR
Person A: Bring me a cup of tea!
Person B: Fel mish mish
Person B: Felmishmish
OR
Person A: Bring me a cup of tea!
Person B: Fel mish mish
by someone666 December 9, 2008
Get the fel mish mishmug. The act of mingling at a party or gathering while simultaneously doing something else (like eating, or dancing, or all three etc.)
We were mishing at Sara's party last night. It was awesome; I was like, dancing and talking to five people at the same time.
by Ozmama June 12, 2014
Get the Mishingmug. my boss... skank slut bitch whore
she is 40 years old and can't close her legs for more than a second
ranga!!!
she is 40 years old and can't close her legs for more than a second
ranga!!!
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 19, 2004
Get the mish mishmug. 
by waggle-waggle March 10, 2004
Get the mishmug. In basketball, a swish is the noise the ball makes going through the net when it doesnt hit the rim.
A mish is the noise the ball makes when its a fn airball and brushes up against the net but sounds like a swish. Comination of Miss and Swish. Hence the name.
A mish is the noise the ball makes when its a fn airball and brushes up against the net but sounds like a swish. Comination of Miss and Swish. Hence the name.
Player 1: Dude, Nice shot.
Player 2: wtf you talkin bout. It was a mish.
Player 1: Damn sounded like all net. If we lose this game, you get an anal boot you cock smooch.
Player 2: wtf you talkin bout. It was a mish.
Player 1: Damn sounded like all net. If we lose this game, you get an anal boot you cock smooch.
by Mo Jo May 13, 2008
Get the mishmug. short for 'commission' often used to name the government commissioned (paid for) houses
similar to the ghetto
similar to the ghetto
by ro.z November 15, 2006
Get the mishmug.