Arabic phrase that literally means "When apricots bloom". However, it is used to indicate something impossible, or that you are not willing to do something. It is pretty comparable to "not a chance in hell" in English
Person A: When will Egypt ever win the FIFA world cup?
Person B: Felmishmish

OR

Person A: Bring me a cup of tea!
Person B: Fel mish mish
by someone666 December 1, 2008
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The act of mingling at a party or gathering while simultaneously doing something else (like eating, or dancing, or all three etc.)
We were mishing at Sara's party last night. It was awesome; I was like, dancing and talking to five people at the same time.
by Ozmama June 13, 2014
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my boss... skank slut bitch whore

she is 40 years old and can't close her legs for more than a second

ranga!!!
"steph you are fired"
"shut up michelle you slut, go fuck someone else"
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 20, 2004
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Leroy is da mish mish man
by tuchy June 5, 2003
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to go- move etc
man im gonna mish thru town
im gona mish all ova this city
by waggle-waggle March 11, 2004
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In basketball, a swish is the noise the ball makes going through the net when it doesnt hit the rim.

A mish is the noise the ball makes when its a fn airball and brushes up against the net but sounds like a swish. Comination of Miss and Swish. Hence the name.
Player 1: Dude, Nice shot.
Player 2: wtf you talkin bout. It was a mish.
Player 1: Damn sounded like all net. If we lose this game, you get an anal boot you cock smooch.
by Mo Jo May 13, 2008
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short for 'commission' often used to name the government commissioned (paid for) houses
similar to the ghetto
jada: we r gunna go chilax at timmy's joint
paddy: isnt that at the mish???
jada: yeah but we cool
by ro.z November 15, 2006
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