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micturient

- Adjective

Having the urge or need to urinate.

Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.

{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient

2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
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Misatoot

Misatoot is the finest mf on TikTok and is god
Misatoot has a piss kink
by Kalarney June 10, 2021
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Mischedulation

A situation in which someone experiences a traumatic scheduling conflict that completely messes up plans going forward.
Forget trying to book that gig, we had a mischedulation, so whatever...
by Unio May 19, 2022
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Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis
Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis
by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022
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mischa

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS simp worth with amazing brown eyes and super tanned everyone secretly has a crush on her
Omg did you seem mischa she is so amazing im simping over her 🤤
by heheolivekid123 March 16, 2020
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miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.
i just miscarried my food baby.
by barbabelle March 1, 2009
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miscles

A term of endearment which is said to someone in order to let them know that they will be missed
Goodbye Helen. Miscles.
by Ben Senior December 9, 2008
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