Thickle

1. Noun (improper). Someone who is shaped like a pickle, but they identify as "thick..."
2. Noun (proper). A pet named "Pickle" who you taunt cause they struggle with obesity

1. Melinda over there twerkin' in those leggings, looking like a lumpy thickle,

2. Come here, Thickle, time to eat your diet fooooood! Owww! Stop trying to bite me.

by Unio December 02, 2024

Mischedulation

A situation in which someone experiences a traumatic scheduling conflict that completely messes up plans going forward.

Forget trying to book that gig, we had a mischedulation, so whatever...

by Unio May 20, 2022