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Jedi mind fuck

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
by nerdgurl July 16, 2009
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Jedi Mind Fuck

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.
Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.
by Trixterjim June 8, 2005
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6 buck mind fuck

another meaning for robotripping, or getting high by ingesting many robitussin at once to get high. This is derived from the price of a bottle of robitussin, which is approximately 6 dollars.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna get some high quality MDMA today?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna get a 6 buck mind fuck.

Guy 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by iam3 May 26, 2014
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SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.
The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021
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total mind fuck

When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.
"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"
by Mr. Jizz November 8, 2008
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facebook mind fuck

When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.
facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"

unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...
by Izzytheshizzy December 29, 2011
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talk about your mind fuck

when you forget something, something someone says when someone else has a brain fart
student "shit i forgot that was due today!!"

class mate "talk about your mind fuck"
by mir-mira October 31, 2008
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