time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 27, 2011

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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 17, 2012

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you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham March 12, 2014

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waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014

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Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

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