Microsoft 

Two definitions for one's penis in one word

"Steve Jobs: Did you name your company after your dick?
Bill Gates: Yeah, Microsoft, just like your tumor in 2009 Steve.."

Microsoft by stainless steel bellend April 21, 2018

Microsoft 

A very rich and evil company planning to invade the world.

Microsoft is gonna invade the world!

Microsoft by Racecar56 April 9, 2009

Microsoft 

Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.

The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.

Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.

Microsoft by Cyric297 January 16, 2009

microsoft 

inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.

Powerpoint is giving me such a microsoft

microsoft by RGBeast May 29, 2016

Microsoft 

A person with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft

Microsoft by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

microsoft 

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

microsoft by Jason May 13, 2005

Microsoft 

The best technology company ever. My favourite thing they made was the Xbox one, Bill Gates does a good job of running the company.

Rick, hey Andrew what is your favourite technology company,
Andrew, Microsoft

Rick, me too! Let’s play some Xbox

Andrew, ya sure

Microsoft by Jack cof May 22, 2018