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humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is
William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.
by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014
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microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.
Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"
by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019
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microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.
Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.
by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019
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microfame

Microfame is when a person gets some/a lot of attention, but isn't quite famous yet.
This is what microfame is like.
Microfame is a small version of fame.
Microfame can eventually lead to fame.
by Some random person XD February 2, 2020
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