by Chatso420 August 25, 2020

by not a fucking legend August 17, 2018

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856
Now go look it up, bitches.
by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime
This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
by DonBrowne April 10, 2019

by poopfist January 1, 2009

girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home
boy: okay i was at work
girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here
boy: okay i was at work
girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here
by salbltrn November 7, 2012

Friend 1: Hey, you should go to the Coldplay concert.
Friend 2: Good I might.
Friend 1: Dude, you aren't freakin' Australian.
Friend 2: ??
Friend 1: You just said "Good day, mate."
Friend 2: Good I might.
Friend 1: Dude, you aren't freakin' Australian.
Friend 2: ??
Friend 1: You just said "Good day, mate."
by KoalaBoo December 5, 2011
