mexican trifecta

What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.

Mexican trifectas are common in places with lots of illegals.

mexican trifecta by Bryan G. R. September 15, 2008

Mexican Temperpedic 

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

Mexican Temperpedic by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

Mexican Tool Kit 

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

Mexican Tool Kit by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead

Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode

mexican tea bag by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010

mexican tar 

It's heroin, but in a black, sticky, TAR like substance. It's more common and easier to get in Mexico, hence its name.

"I like Mexican Tar better than smack because it's cheaper."

mexican tar by Samantha July 1, 2003

Mexican Trump

Like the American trump but Mexican

Now that was a Mexican trump

Mexican Trump by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

mexican tour bus 

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.

<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.

mexican tour bus by Nj0071 May 26, 2014