Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018

Geeter meter

Is the speed; longevity; and intensity of a meth high.

Damn dog! That Brandy chic needs to check her Geeter meter. She is pegged out!

by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.

"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"

by bearista August 23, 2011

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021