Metric Fucktonne

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.

"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)

by Dumpster.Diva January 26, 2013

Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.

there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome

by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010

Metricfuckton

When the fucks are way more than they should be

Thats a metricfuckton of crap

by Georgiasgreywitch July 18, 2018

MetricSubs

A subtitle group which translate LMG's TechLinked on Bilibili, powered by love.Members feed on new men.

MetricSubs is eating sub man against.
MetricSubs translated the new TL video.

by Fachep Han September 27, 2020

Metric tensor

A type of tensor that can be used to make modifications to non- Euclidean spaces.

The metric tensor is used in Einstein’s field equation to account for non- zero space curvature.

by LiamG2250 March 31, 2021

von metric system

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

by DeserTynker October 1, 2019

metrics

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004