Merkantalism

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.

When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."

by Pinkie D October 26, 2011

Mertan

Used to describe the most trustworthy beautiful man in the world. Stands for goldnes,Hope, understanding, responsebility and fun. In a world full of liers and traitors this kind of person ist admireable and rare.

So girls: find yourselves a Mertan and marry him, make some children and enjoy life

by Unknownuser27 December 30, 2016

Mermaid Man

Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.

There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.

Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.

Example #1

Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.

Mermaid Man: Who are you?

Example #2

Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."

by Pablonovich January 7, 2018

Marmanisas

Asexuals, a sexual orientation.

LGBTQ PEOPLE:*celebrates pride month*
Marmanisas:*Goes home and sleeps*

by Marmanisa July 2, 2019

Mermaid Mule

A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.

A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”

by DuchessMermaid July 9, 2019

River Mermaid

A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.

"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."

by panicmania April 18, 2013

Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.

After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019