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Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
by VoidProphet January 12, 2019
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manga

Contrary to what most people in the West think, manga (both the singular and plural form are the same) have NOTHING to do with pronorgraphy. Some manga are pornographic, but that's just a small percentage of manga.

Manga, in Japanese, means "flowing words" or "Undisciplined words". It is an ancient art that has been used for centuries as a form of entertainment. It's basicallt Japanese comic books, which can be easily translated to English. However, just saying manga are comics from Japan is wrong.

First of all, in the US and in Europe, most comics are addressed to young children between the ages of 9 and 13. That is not the case of manga. There are 6-7 major types of manga, each having its own audience. Kodomo manga is for children. Shonen manga is for boys ages 12-18 , Shoujo manga is for gilrs age 12-18. Josei manga is for adult ladies above the age of 20, mainly working women. Seinen manga is for young men between the ages of 18 and 30, and Hentai manga is pornographic, adult manga.

As you can see, saying "comics from Japan" is wrong. Another difference between manga and Western comics is that each comics volume has its own plot, while manga volumes all follow the same plot. The artwork is VERY different. Manga has its own particular artwork, especially when it comes to human faces, particularly the eyes, chin, nose, mouth, forehead... Manga is also read from RIGHT to LEFT. (Yes, even the English ones).

In Japan, 40% of all book & magazine sales are manga. That's a huge number, considering the Japanese read A LOT. In 1998, about 3 billion manga volumes were printed in Japan, I'm sure that number is higher now.

Many manga have been translated to English and are sold everywhere.
GTO, Excel Saga, Inu Yasha, Fushigi Yugi, Naruto, Pretty Face, Hunter x Hunter, Confidential Confessions, Love Hina, and Berserk are all examples of manga.
by Simon B. October 2, 2003
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one who has no control over their actions and therefore sleeps with everyone.
"brandi looks like such a mega slut today, she might as well not even wear a skirt and i heard she 'hung out' in mike's car during lunch. she totally fucked him."
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equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

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"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."
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Mega-homo

Worse than double gay possibly worse than triple gay. A name that can only be countered by the come back "no u".
That Alexander guy is a real mega-homo with his wrench and linebacker girlfriend.
by Mr. griddle May 17, 2018
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a popular racing video game in the jojo universe.
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Mega Desk

Dwight's (from The Office) work area where he combined three desks to make one mega desk. Each computer has it's own task, one for sales, gaming, and the third for misellaneous office criteria.

Dwight made the desk during the time Jim and Pam had their child. He coneived the desk by pushing them together in the pattern of a U shape. When Jim came back, mega desk was disassembled and never fully brought back.
Jim, just 5 more minutes with mega desk, please.
by Tokisaur March 25, 2010
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