Marsh-Melon

The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.

When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.

by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019

melonade

Homestar runner's favorite tasty drink.

"It all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade"

"I have to stop drinking so much melonade, Marzipan, I think I have a serious problem"

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

melonfarmer

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...

Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?

by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010

Melon muncher

Melon Muncher is a term usually referring to a person of African-american decent.

The term 'melon muncher' is quite recent and is not widely used

Melon muncher is of coarse implying that black people like watermelons alot.

Damn, thats a lot of melon munchers!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 26, 2010

melon fest

A party or gathering with an overwhelming number of women. The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I'm not going to that melon fest, I've had all the cocktails and "Sex and the City" I can handle this week.

by ak_47 May 15, 2006