Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.

Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.

by Hamsterjam October 20, 2019

Mediocre Thunder

A band based out of Cleveland Ohio that covers other songs well but has crappy original music. They have been around for 3 years now and have yet to make it big.

"Did you go see that Mediocre Thunder concert"

by Troy881 May 9, 2010

Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011

Mediocre

Manchester United.

Tied against Burnley and Southampton. Manchester United is mediocre.

by AJ w da beard February 12, 2022

mediocre

every emos life

all those emos are very mediocre

by lesbiana dykington March 7, 2019

Stop accepting mediocrity

A phrase used by idiots who can’t accept someone liking something they don’t.

Person 1: Man, that movie sure was fun
Person 2: UH, NO IT WASNT, YOU NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lol

by Oofenstien42069 May 22, 2021

Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025