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mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
by Toastmold January 19, 2004
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Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011
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mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters
Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters
by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018
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Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.
A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.
by Patty M October 30, 2006
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Mechanical Bull

Someone crazy in bed. Ex: Jeff Matthews.
by BiteyTheSquirrel April 7, 2008
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Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .
Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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Mechanicville

The smallest city in New York State.

This city is full of awesome people

You will never see another city quite like it.
Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!

Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
by TheNigger January 19, 2013
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