McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

raegan mcconnell

she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star

raegan mcconnell has bofa these nuts in her mouth ( she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star)

by niggabofa January 2, 2020

A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment

Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!

by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022

Ellie McConnell

Ellie is quite a catch, she is very lucky to have the looks that god has blessed her with, anyone would be lucky to come across this dashing young lady, she loves long walks on the beach n then getting pumped rotten in the car afterwards, Ellie lives a good life. ELLIE MCCONNELL IS BEST PERON ON THIS EARTH! peace out

Oh Ellie McConnell, she’s a dashing young lady

by TA$TY September 20, 2020

Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023