Morgasm

The experience one has while jizzing their pants after hearing the name Morgan Freeman or his voice of god.

Kid 1: I heard about Morgan Freem-
Kid 2: Urgh.... Ahhhhh Morgasm..
Kid 1: Bitchin'.

by War Toe March 9, 2010

Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Morgasm

An orgasm experienced in the morning, that puts you in a good mood for the rest of the day.

"What's up with the boss, dude, she's all chirpy!"
"That new boyfriend of hers must have given her a morgasm, time to go ask for that raise!"

by Katapulte August 5, 2009

morgasm

Orgasm of the mind.
Mind orgasm.

"I totally had a morgasm thinking about Shia LaBeouf in Transformers and Eagle Eye".

by agentmob007 November 3, 2009

Morgasm

When a Mormon gets really excited about something church related.

Look guys! I just downloaded the Book of Mormon, the Bible, and all the Hymns on my iphone! How cool is that?!

I think Ash just had a morgasm...

by Mand5492 February 23, 2011

morgasm

the act of slowly dying inside from looking at a fat, ugly bitch with a lisp while she tells you stories about a cruise. (aka: any female named "morgan")

As Ali listed to her friend Morgan go on and on about something useless, she realized that she was dying from a morgasm.

by Morgan's Fat June 16, 2010

maurgasm

(n)/(v) a state of euphoria attained after a particularly meaningful tennis victory. the sensation tends to start at the clitoris and work its way outward.

Amelie Mauresmo shuddered under the force of a powerful maurgasm when she realized that she had won the Australian Open.

by shocka January 28, 2006