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Late Model Mayhem

A group full of basic phesants who LS swap their cars and moonboost with aftermarket interals just to beat the superior modular motor that can be moonboostef while being stalk seelt. Creator of other definition likes it up the ass.
Ls swaps in Late Model Mayhem are owned by a bunc of toggafs who say a 20 is a 20.
by Delgado-225 July 12, 2018
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Mayonnaise Mayhem

When one masterbates using mayonnaise as lubricant and ejaculates into the mayonnaise jar. Then later feeds their girlfriend(s), boyfriend(s), large party and/or group a mayonnaise sandwich with the same mayonnaise. Then materbates to the thought of feeding it to them later.
Jake ran out of lubricant but had mayonnaise in the refrigerator. He thought it would make a good substitute lubricant. Once he was ready to ejaculate he realized he had nothing to cum into, so he came in the the nearest thing which happened to be the mayonnaise jar. He then thought it would be sexy to feed his girlfriend a mayonnaise sandwich with the mayonnaise he ejaculated in. She ate the sandwich happily. He then materbated using mayonnaise later to the thought of feeding her the sandwich. Thus creating "Mayonnaise Mayhem"
by Shirtless Blue Man May 1, 2010
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Crumpet Mayhem

A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.
"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...

..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...

..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010
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Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!
Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008
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Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.
MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.
by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022
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Four Finger Mayhem

The act of viciously ramming four fingers into another beings rectal cavity.
Awe! I've been Four Finger Mayhemd in my Ass.
My rectum is bleeding
Damn you forcefull Fingers
by Brown Eye 69 March 31, 2010
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Radio Project Mayhem

An online collaboration of debauchery, tomfoolery and wanton disregard for social norms and political sensitivities, often taking the form of drunken comedy and caveman commentary. Radio Project Mayhem is broadcast on live 365 internet radio in an effort to remain uncensored and attain maximum global reach in its broadcasts.
Tune into Radio Project Mayhem for its Finger-Blast Friday Show!
by Probable Cause January 13, 2011
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