Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019

Maximilian

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian?
Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian?

Oida 1: JAWOHL

by SuperAustriaHater88 April 15, 2018

maximina

A strong mexican women who can take care of her children and cook very well
She will always be their for you but can be very mean

Dang maximina im sorry

by #messi10 September 16, 2017

maximizer

One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.

I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"

by Lucent July 25, 2008

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009

Maximilian

You just don’t understand him. He says something but means something else. You love him and then you can’t stand him. He’s the most annoying guy you know but the most amazing one at the same time. All your friends tell you to let him go, but it’s impossible, because everyday it feels like you get to know him more. And then suddenly, he’s closed shut and you don’t talk for days. And that’s all you want to do, talk to him, but you don’t know how to.

It’s not easy being in love with Maximilian.

by lovingserale November 12, 2019

maximinimised

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.

He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.

by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016