Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006

materwelon

A reverse watermelon

Guy 1: Hey want a slice of materwelon?

Guy 2: What did you just say?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mater Nut

When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.

John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.

by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019

Mater academy

A school filled with potheads , cute new kids , perm boys and fake depressed girl .

Person 1: you smoke ?
Person 2: I go to mater academy obviously !

by Tigertheprincipal October 19, 2019

MATERIAL GWORL

Something people say when they eat and leave no crumbs

TEACHER:Jessica YOU ATE

JESSICA:MATERIAL GWORL 😍 👌 ❤

MATERIAL GWORL I WANT CHANEL 9 BOOTS SHAWTY HIT ME UP CAUSE THEY KNOW IM THE TRUTH MATERIAL GWORL

by JIAFEISCVMMMER January 3, 2022