Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.
Can beat you in a telephone box
Can beat you in a telephone box
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Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
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Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
by Giogrefi August 1, 2023
Get the Matt Rose mug.Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
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Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
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Get the Matt Smith Syndrome mug.Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
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