Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

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The word Mats can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Mats-alert!!

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Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Mats?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Sexy Beast 02 February 26, 2011

Maksymilian

A Polish boy with an abnormally large penis which will tear through your anus and beg for mercy. His penis is rumored to have cracked most cheap safes and it has enough force to Kill a baby hippo. Hence the term "once you go maksymilian you will need a seat cushion} for the rest of your days"

Wow Maksymilian almost broke apart my butthole last night!

by aloeolaaas October 7, 2019

mathy

describing a situation that involves a lot of calculation and math skills

Phil: "Why would you want to take the statistics class? It is too mathy!"
Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."

by Moonlight_25 March 22, 2010

matsching

To look over and read a person's text messages while they are unaware of you seeing them. Considered very annoying to most people and an invasion to their privacy. Similar to eavesdropping.

Dude, you are matsching on me right now and I dont appreciate it. Knock it the fuck off.

by fershnigglenawhif July 2, 2011

Matsa

She is a girl who would always make you smile. She might seem shy at first when you just got around her, but as you get closer to her, she is really funny and nice. She cares about everyone and is also very cute. Her dressing style is really unique yet beautiful. She is a very great girlfriend to have. She is very loyal and would do the best she can just for you. She prepares surprises and always sticks around you.

"Look at Matsa over there with her friends!" she said. "Yeah, I know, I always wanted to be her best friend," Tay said.

by lol_trustme February 16, 2019

marsypan

A friend of twitch streamer @jorjainahedge who often appears in her streams

(aka the hottest person to exist)

viewer: “Hey look! It’s jorjainahedge streaming with marsypan again”

viewer: “racer’s friend marsypan is so cool!”

by mvrzie May 19, 2021

Matsi

The name of a wolf in the Sawtooth pack.

Translates to "Sweet and Brave"

The name of a cute fur on Furnet

Matsi is the Beta wolf of the pack.

by Matsi.fur June 18, 2008