Maternal Autocrat

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

material thickness

(adj.) Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

by El Magico June 18, 2007

materialist

someone who thinks that nothing exists but physical matter.

someone who thinks that nothing exists but physical matter.

by materialist April 19, 2003

jack material

Items looked at to obtain pleasure while jacking off.

Usually a picture, but can be a video.

While surfing MySpace I found many doogie's that posted pictures that made excellent JACK MATERIAL.

by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008

Materialscientist

A Wikipedia admin who bans all users taking over the world and making them evil and didn't turn the world to fun.

MATERIALSCIENTIST IS EVIL!!!! WHY HE HONKIN' BECAME AN EVIL AND BANS "FUN" TO WIKIPEDIA!!!

by Seemscott September 26, 2021

Jerk Material

When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.

Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine

Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'

by Sauncunt October 25, 2009

Material Gworl

Basically a girl who is fabulous and a girl who is a slay.

Kay is a Material Gworl

by kay a. January 17, 2022