Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

Masturdate

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

by Haguj March 28, 2020

Mallulated

The past tense verb designating the recipient of the action taken when someone/ something is malleable.

We mallulated this clay into a sculpture.

by Mannham March 20, 2021

i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

How to Masturbate

For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.

Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.

by hornybitchh_ February 25, 2021