Masturbating

For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)

Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.

by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009

unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010

masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.

1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008