MaskSaint

self righteous idiots in my neighborhood who think that wearing a mask will save the rest of us.

"So you are willing to wear a mask but that's the limit to what you will do to protect others? Otherwise it's just too much work, so fuck them - you must be a MaskSaint"

by Conspiracy Realist July 11, 2020

Makaily

A nice Loving girl, Superrrr Awesome! and so pretty. Guys go crazy over her! she has a Smile that lights up everyone when they see it! Shes always smiling and laughing, but when she laughs she can't stop! shes the type of girl that loves food & sports! But she's the Girl that's usually single and because she doesn't want her heart broken or played with. But when she finds a guy she really likes she will go for it, if she trusts him. She usually a positive person but sometimes she can get negative!

loving sweet kind awesome makaily

by MakayKay! January 13, 2013

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015

Makaila

Makaila is a THICK ass mullato girl. She has big boobs, a round ass, and curves in all the right places. She's so fun to be around because she's like one of the guys, but at they same time you stare at her ass.

"I met this girl last night. She was thick"
"She was a total makaila"

by Aero98745 January 3, 2014

masai barefoot technology

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

by John Thurling May 21, 2008

Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 10, 2010

Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.

Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad

by barec2 April 23, 2009