tyrell martinson

an underrated content creator who deserves the whole world

is also known as a blondeslut mwah

"have you seen tyrell martinson's new video? i love him so much!"

by tyrellsredbull April 10, 2020

Martiniski

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness

If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio

by Posing Frog April 3, 2008

Vodka Martini

A cocktail made with vodka and vermouth, a variation of a martini. The ingredients are chilled, either by stirring or shaking, an action which has become famous due to its use in the James Bond novels and movies, in which Bond always orders a Vodka Martini 'Shaken, not stirred.'

James Bond (Daniel Craig): Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

by Psychoticbassist2016 August 4, 2016

Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

by Jim Koury October 25, 2006

Columbian Martini

Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.

Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source

by Santa Barbara Crew February 28, 2008

Martinique

\ˌmär-tə-ˈnēk\
Geographical location. An island in the eastern Carribbean sea which is part of France, which is part of the European Union. French is its official language, though Antillean Creole is commonly spoken as well.

I think I'll vacation in Martinique this winter, because I have a lot of disposable income and a desire to travel to exotic locations!

by midwestcoast February 4, 2010

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
Source: biggamedave, WISCONSIN

by biggamedave November 9, 2008