a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

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ace roan is a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

by bullshit meister November 13, 2017

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

Martian

A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.

Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.

by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019

Mopar Martians

Noun: a slur targeted at people that like Dodge; a more unique slur for black individuals other than the N-word, similar to but not limited to Jiggaboo, Moon Cricket, and Porch Pirate.

Damn Mopar Martians are causing a ruckus with the takeovers down town.

by SnowBunnyAfterHours November 26, 2025

Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)

Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.

by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021

Martian

Someone behaving unusually as if they were from mars. Usually used in an unserious context. Sometimes used to describe someone not understanding something basic.

Person 1: I don't understand why the children yearn for the mines
Person 2: You're so martian bro

by laurenj67 August 5, 2025

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012