martha

the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, she is beautiful, funny, and knows what she wants. her laughter is contagious and her smile can make anyone feel flustered. she might not be the brightest flame in the candelabra, but she’ll always try and help you (if she likes you, that is). if you see her, go and compliment her! she deserves it ;).
person one: “wow she’s beautiful! i wonder what her name is”
person two: “she’s called martha”
person one: “i’m going to ask her to prom
person two: “you do that sis
by thefattestassinmycabinet April 20, 2021
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she is perfction and ah true hearted thing, she'll stalk your home just to give you food cause she knows your broke and starving😡 appreciate her she could die any second😡
bob: hey u know martha right
me: yes that beast yea shes ah real animal huh😩😫shes so perfect and amazingly spectacular 🤍🤍🤍
by old creepy rats🙄 March 06, 2021
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by ncastleback November 05, 2009
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Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence
"You just did a martha mate"
by Faceofjeff December 20, 2017
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OMG The folks are coming over. You go to the store while I martha the place.
by petersky November 24, 2007
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she is perfction and ah true hearted thing, she'll stalk your home just to give you food cause she knows your broke and starving😡 appreciate her she could die any second😡
bob: hey u know martha right
me: yes that beast yea shes ah real animal huh😩😫shes so perfect and amazingly spectacular 🤍🤍🤍
by old creepy rats🙄 March 06, 2021
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when a girl queefs and semen explodes out of her vagina.
damn! that martha was ridiculous!
oh man! i just martha'd all over!!
by craig semens November 13, 2007
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