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The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
Mars by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
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Damn he sent me to jupiter

That’s mars he has that effect
He took my virginity
That’s mars
She say she a virgin it’s hurtin
Must’ve let mars in 🤪
Mars by Marswrld March 14, 2021
Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.
You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
Mars by Nassu February 13, 2021
A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.
Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?
Mars by Ally Aquilina March 22, 2021
A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.
Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?
Mars by Ally Aquilina March 22, 2021
i love mars
mars by milo !! April 2, 2021