Cyber Married Boyfriend

A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.

I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.

by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011

married playboy

A man who is married, may even live with his wife, but behaves like a single man; dating women, going out, partying, clubbing,etc.

Ramon doesn't bother sneaking around with his other women, everybody knows he's a married playboy- even his wife.

by TheLala September 24, 2013

Marriedsplaining

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.

Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.

by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017

married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

g married

married without papers.

that bitch thought she could lock me down. don't worry, we G married.

by theoadams December 2, 2013

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

im.married.to.shinobu

Professional angst creator

Wife of shinobu (formerly😢)

Enjoys ruining your entire week

“Hey why are you preying on innocent people trying to live there lives.”

“I Follow im.married.to.shinobu”

by Shinobu lover November 15, 2021