boston marathon

1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.

2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.

"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."

by Robosalt December 9, 2008

marathon masturbation

When one repeatedly masturbates with both arms until they both give out.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't feel my arms!
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 3: Marathon Masturbation!

by c_monnen February 9, 2014

Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

marathon sex

Having sex more than 3 times in one night. Each time lasting more than an hour.

Last night me and my boyfriend had marathon sex, we didn't go to sleep until 6 this morning!

by Hannahboo32 October 30, 2007

writing marathon

A marathon where noted blogger Garrett Hylton locks himself up in a room with a laptop and a bottle of whiskey and types until he can't stay awake anymore or gets so drunk he starts typing in Russian

"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton

by Chexeee June 6, 2009

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

Marathon

YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE 26.22 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THAT’S ROUGHLY 3.3 TIMES PER HOUR, FOR 8-HOURS… THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO BED AT 10 PM, YOU CAN FINISH AND YET STILL GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO BE PRODUCTIVE THE NEXT-DAY (PREFERABLY A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY). HOORAY! HOWEVER, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A MINI-FRIDGE, TWO-PLASTIC GLASSES, FOUR-ENERGY DRINKS, SIX-BOTTLED WATERS, THREE-GALLONS OF ORANGE JUICE, 10-MINI BOTTLES OF KY (SUFFICIENT LUBE), AND 2-3 SUB-PAR MOVIES; BECAUSE IF THEY PROVE TOO INTERESTING, YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVER COULD POSSIBLY GET SIDE-TRACKED, COSTING YOU PRECIOUS TIME. THIS TIME SHALL BE CALLED, “MARATHON”.

"Tina and I will hopefully entertain thoughts of "Marathon" tonight. I accidentally left my seeing glasses at the office during lunch and ingested 4-Viagra pills by mistake. Things aren't looking good down below. So I figure I will mention it at dinner and see how she takes to the idea."

by Tolan Lichty February 9, 2009