Marcal Moment

When a person attempts to start a conversation amongst a group that has already finished said conversation several minutes prior.

Hey, did you hear Eli Manning threw five interceptions last night?" "We discussed that ten minutes ago, you're having a Marcal Moment right now.

by Phanthom32 November 21, 2010

Marcel The Shell

Probably the best youtube video of all time.
Bascially my life
A hit for all age groups

One time I looked at a diamond,
and it gave me a sunburn...

One kid, "Wanna know what I use as a hat? A lentil"
Other, "you soooo got that from Marcel the Shell"

:)

by ilovemarceltheshellwithshoeson May 9, 2011

MARACAS

1. Canister rattles with handles originally made from gourds or rawhide and filled with beads, pebbles, seeds or the like Hand held and played in pairs
2. An important Cuban instrument, probably of African origin, pairs of gourds with pebbles or seeds inside that rattle when shaaken Maracas have the following stages of sound production: energy source: muscle vibrating element: pebbles or seeds resonating chamber: gourd.

My maracas don’t appear either!! (from the Mirmo! tv series)

by ozgun September 15, 2006

Alessandra Marc

World famous opera singer from Spain. Considered by many to be the best female soprano in the industry.

Alessandra Marc is hailed at having the best singing voice of all time.

by Alfie The Horndog April 26, 2006

malocchio

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.

"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."

by oboemastah August 6, 2008

dread mahocus

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.

"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."

by daisyk January 29, 2010

marceau

by far the most perfect person you will ever meet. charismatic, charming, beyond intelligent, and funny. he is as strong as anyone or anything could ever get. the perfect friend anyone could ever have. loyal and caring, he will never leave you and will always have your back for anything you aspire. very tough, courageous, and strong-minded- he will also never fail to diss you aside if you double cross him or go against his morals. the best partner, boyfriend, husband, best friend, criminal that will only ever exist. he is one in infinity.

"oh my god, she's so lucky. i wish i could have a marceau, too."

by 420angel February 1, 2019