marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

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Get the marmite hairsmug.

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

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Get the marmite motowaymug.

marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008

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Get the marmite on toastmug.

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

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