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lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...
I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!
by jsh123949 January 30, 2008
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Marylander

verb
1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will

noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.
ex1. John and Sue planned a nice gathering for Saturday. Nelson agreed to come on Monday, confirmed Thursday, and then pulled a Marylander on Saturday.
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "
by Nelson Gallagher April 13, 2014
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madalaine

A good friend. Nice, sweet, and kind. A funny person.
She must be a madalaine!
by ILoveRoblox123 December 8, 2014
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marmalade

A term used in place of another term, usually vulgar in nature. The use of this term as a substitute for a vulgar term marks the persons intention to censor himself or herself. This term is generally substituted for the f-bomb.
"Get out of the marmalading car!" "We marmaladed last night" "
by razkal May 24, 2009
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marmalade

Heroin. White, odorless, addictive. A thousand orgasms. Fine china.
I saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe. Gross!
by Kelvin Kwok July 8, 2006
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marmalade

Me: Hey have you heard Marmalade by Soad?
Soad fan: Dude! That song rocks!
Me: Whoa...chill man...
by Inuyasha007 June 11, 2006
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marmalade

A term used to offend someones mother.
Your ma is a maramalade.
by Tom Browne May 27, 2005
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