Manstrual cycle

The only thing that can possibly explain what the fuck is wrong with him this time.

Holy shit, Philip, what are you upset about now? It must be your manstrual cycle making you all bat shit crazy again.

by Notyourgirl April 26, 2015

mantyliner

When a man repurposes a feminine product to absorb penis leakage or dripping.

I snagged one of my girls always pads (with wings) after we had sex because I was wearing khakis and couldn’t risk leakage; I love a good mantyliner.

by snazzler January 24, 2020

Manstincts

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

by Joel amb January 12, 2009

manster

half man, half monster = manster

That guy is a manster

by enken September 27, 2003

manstress

male mistress

Male (manstress) equivalent to a woman (mistress) sleeping with married man -> an unmarried man sleeping with a married woman

by Murse37 December 18, 2011

mansturbate

The same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.

Real men don't jack off, they mansturbate.

by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010

manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds

Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating

by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009