manager

The career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any REAL work

Vic Barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too.

by -Anon- July 13, 2003

Waste Management

Slang term for work in organized crime/mafia/mob groups. Specifically, murder or abduction of people as well as extortion among other things.

“My boss is the head of waste management where I work.”

“I work in waste management.”

“I’m the head of waste management.”

by Tityf0ck13 August 14, 2021

IMRL Manager

IMRL MANAGER: The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.
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IMRL MANAGER: The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.
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IMRL MANAGER: The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.
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IMRL MANAGER: The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.

As in . . . .

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.

by Marine227 August 31, 2010

Management Porn

Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management.

Manager: I don't understand?
Techy: Oh. I should have generated some Management Porn.

by SomePoorTechy October 10, 2008

mushroom management

To keep your employees in the dark, and every now and then throw shit on them.

by farks_me September 18, 2003

Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

by adawxawx August 28, 2007

manager

sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it

manager's friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really...

by nathan. August 25, 2007