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Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
by Sam says September 29, 2018
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Manoella

A kind hearted woman. Always gives more than she takes. Loves a good laugh. Loves adventure. She’ll make you feel special, always.
Manoella is such a wonderful person.
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Rob Manfred

Commissioner of Major League Baseball and an all around faggot. Decided to get MLB involved in politics by removing the All Star Game from Atlanta due to a law passed by the Georgia state legislature. Decided not to punish the Houston Astros after they won a World Series via cheating. Decided to have 7 inning double headers and a runner on 2nd in the 10th inning starting with the 2020 season. Sucks off the owners and fucks over the players any chance he can get. Will probably cause a strike shortened season in 2022 because he's such a flaming piece of hot garbage.
"Hey, remember when Rob Manfred took the All Star Game away from Atlanta!?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah! I had tickets to go too! I was looking forward to it, and he took it away due to a law passed by the state of Georgia that we had no control over!" - Braves fan
"Yeah that was some weak shit, who would do that?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah, and then the Braves went out and won the fucking World Series and that faggot Manfred had to give us the World Series trophy and all the Braves fans booed him in Houstin! Haha! Fuck Rob Manfred!" - Braves fan
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022
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mangoes

cone-haped, low-hanging tits. they resemble the shape of a mango.
"Wow, check out that mangoes on her!"

"Yeah. the least she could do is strap them in."
by evan99 July 7, 2006
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rape mangoes

mangoes that are sold in roadside stalls off the side of a highway in the country where the young girl helping daddy sell them is certain to be raped that night
Bro in shotgun: hey lets stop to get those mangoes
Bro driving: nah they are rape mangoes and I will not fund rape
by Tom3457mofo April 29, 2011
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Harper Manoeuvre

The Harper Manoeuvre first pioneered by Chris O'Dowd is a staple of IT troubleshooting.

Execution of the method has evolved greatly over the years with famous IT technician Mr A Harper bringing the method to new realms and coining the phrase "The Harper Manoeuvre".

The Harper Manoeuvre can fix all IT issues by simply switching off the offending equipment and then turning it back on.

60% of the time it works all the time.
The server was failing but I executed the Harper Manoeuvre and it's working better than ever!
by HCI-Stack-4U August 18, 2021
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Manhoe

A man who has lost touch with his testosterone who indulges in actions deemed inappropriate for men, but acceptable for the opposite sex.
Look at that manhoe sticking his tongue out in pictures! Disgusting! hoe manho gay manslut
by P-BAD February 22, 2010
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