To be a man

something that today's society has forgotten all about. we're so worried about pissing off the feminists of the world that we are completely bashing and being complete tools to guys. I'm a woman, and I'm all for a guy being in touch with his sensitive side, but waxing your eyebrows and chest before going to your pedicure appointment is not what you're supposed to do unless you're gay. If that's the case, I'll join ya.

If not, grow a pair, stick up for your right to piss standing up, and get on with it! I'm not saying be a jackass to every thing with boobs, I'm saying be strong, self-assured, and don't lay down to some unjust things just because a woman flashing a Pro-Woman's Right sign says you have to! Don't know how to do that? Go watch a movie with Russel Crow in it.

Woman: Stop being a lazy ass and do the dishes!
Boy: Yes, dear.

Woman: How dare you take my spot in line! I just went to put something back!
To Be A Man: Ma'am, you took your cart with you and the line moved. I'm not giving up my place because you think everyone will bow down to you becaues you have ovaris.

by Lady Shane March 10, 2010

Going To See A Man About A Dog

'Going to see a man about a dog' is an often used a euphemism in Great Britain. It is most often used when telling someone you are going to the toilet. It has also been used to describe meeting a woman for sex i.e - when you replace the 'man' and 'dog' in the sentence with their opposites 'woman' and 'cat' (but in this case we use another word meaning cat, 'pussy') so you end up with 'going to see a woman about a pussy.'

'Where you off too?' 'Going to see a man about a dog.'

'Where you rushing off too so fast?' *Man Winks* 'Going to see a man about a dog'

by KDottDizz August 16, 2009

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Going to see a man about a dog

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or just See a man about a dog

I'm just going to see a man about a dog, then we can pipe it up and watch the movie.

by XXXX May 1, 2003

Going to see a man about a dog

Slang used while referring to going to have a drink down the pub.

Most commonly used in the North East of England. Due to it being originally derived from people who drink/drank the ex-Newcastle brewed alchohol, Newcastle Brown Ale.

The sentance itself is actually printed on the label of the newer bottles of Newcastle Brown.

Fred: Doing anything decent this weekend?

Bob: Going to see a man about a dog on friday if you fancy coming?

by iMikey February 10, 2010

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

by Trixie87 May 28, 2018

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

by Open Side September 21, 2009