Malding

soy boy is angry at something small

Womanslayer69 Malding over having no internet

by justabardfromdnd January 20, 2023

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024

malding

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.

"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"

by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game

tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol

by kapgaming July 6, 2021

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 5, 2018