put the kitten in the mailbox

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010

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School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox

She is such a school mailbox

by Vqisr October 21, 2021

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Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018

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A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.

That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.

by dego dis way May 18, 2006

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Banging on a mailbox

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.

Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

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In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

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That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.

by Nick @ B3YOND! March 7, 2009

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