Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

choo choo magoo

When someone is either on a roll with whitty come-backs or there on a roll with horrible come-backs.

Jose: Man I don't think I can go with you guys today, I'm really tired.

Allen: Your mom's tired.

Jose: Yeah I'm sure she is. Anyways I have work in the morning also so I can't go.

Allen: Your mom works......

Jose: CHOO CHOO MAGOO man. Just keep on rollin!!!

by The_mean_bean >=( February 15, 2010

magooman

a small, strange, odd, retarded and homosexual person, generally male and under the age of 18.

magooman: hey juniour, can i have a hug?

brother: GET OUT OF IT MAGOOMAN

by b1rdm4n January 18, 2008

Magooty

A person that is infected by the cooty bug and is wild and out of control.

When Lindsay Lohan was high on blow and stole someones car and chased another car down the LA highway, she was being a Magooty.

by JJP83 January 7, 2011

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

Screwed Magoo'd

Being fucked over by someone or something

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd

by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018