Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!

WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!

by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009

Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.

Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.

by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008

magon

A monkey and Dragon who fused together, which were born from a Liger which is a mystical creature with awesome powers in defense!

Omg look at that Magon swinging from that tree and blowing fire!

by Josh Spoon October 27, 2007

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

bro-magnon

When your buddy has become so drunk, he's de-evolutioned.

Hey man, you'd better stop, your pretty much a bro-magnon.

by Jay_H February 11, 2007

Magoondo

Of exceptional size or quantity; enormous, gigantic

Brian Curran has a magoondo penis. I swear it goes down to his knees.

by s March 5, 2005

Jim Crow Magnon

A proud card carrying , resolute , dyed in the wool ,alt right conservative republican asshole too stupid to know he’s an asshole.

Has anybody told that Jim Crow Magnon asshole that he’s President now?

by Uncle Baddie July 17, 2019