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A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
by Jennifer June 9, 2004
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Magine

I agree, yes, affirmitive. Can also be used for in place of "Imagine" but only in certain contexts.
Ted: Hey Lance, can your snowmobile go as fast as mine?

Lance: Magine!

---- or

Ted: Magine if we drank all that booze tonight?

Lance: I magine we'd get quite intoxicated.
by Geoff Bartlett June 3, 2007
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Magina

also known as 'anti-mage' in one of the warcraft III maps called "DotA (defense of the ancients). he is the biggest counter to all the intellegence heroes (mages). Also one of the best heros for mindgames!!
he's one of my favourite heroes XD
.Ossy: dude they have 3 intel heros.
.Danzi: np ill take magina and gg them
.Ossy: lol xD
by .Danzi March 29, 2009
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Magan

Pronounced MAY-gan.
A girl's name, much like Megan or Meagan. Usually spelled M-A-G-A-N in the south. Magans are usually blonde, preppy girls, that also have a redneck side. Girls named Magan HATE it when people say their name MAGGIN.
Hey man, did you see that girl Magan?
Yeah, she looked dang good.
by Magan-Jaymes October 6, 2008
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girly magazine

1950's (etc) "porn" magazine featuring scantily-clad females (about like modern underwear ads!!)
john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!

-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
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Maginary

I wish all wish all my dreams would become maginary.
by Gah-brep-brep February 8, 2010
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magninymoo

A state of existence where cows are the overlords and all humans are milked for bodily fluids.
magninymoo is a dimension of pure doom be warned the moogians are coming!
by themessengerofmoo June 29, 2010
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