Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

I'm Up

Equivalent to the phrase "I'm up for it," but abbreviated. It's similar to saying "I'm down." Meaning you're interested in joining in on the activity suggested in conversation.

Ron: I'm really in the mood to get ice cream.
Fred: I'm up.

by JewForensicsGirl March 5, 2011

Muppet Arms

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Muppling

A smaller, weaker, younger type of muppet- a term often used when refering to someone that has irritated you in a social context

Dave: "Hey John, what we doing tonight?"
John: "Hey wassup you Muppling, not quite sure yet ay."

Tom:" Ah come on man, you gotta come out with us tonight, dont be a muppling!"

by Lvan046 January 14, 2010

Mupdank

A phrase you use when an individual is being boring or could be annoying. Or even just a funny term we call our friends.

e.g When you ask your friends to come out with you and they say no. You would then display them as a Mupdank or if you are getting some what annoyed at them

by OllieTroll December 28, 2021

Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.

"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"

by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005