D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"

by Z NINJA October 1, 2006

Skeet mouf

People who can’t act right such as >instigators, sh¡t talkers, also meaning of a person who can’t keep people kids out they mouth

Friend: My nikka never act right

Me: girl get rid of that skeet mouf he ain’t shiiid!

by Nayonit November 23, 2021

Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.

Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.

by XafklegendX April 18, 2024

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Moufy

a fresh rapper from Roxbury, Mass at 19 he has the most downloaded mixtape from Boston. Had a big hit opening for Mac Miller in Boston.

Marcus: who's that new fresh kid outa boston?

Sam: Moufy man, Star Gang or die.

by bostonboy324 August 13, 2011

Mouffle

good cash or sweet money! mouffle is an invented name from money, chocolate mousse and truffle. When you have enough money to buy everything.

He's got mouffles in his pockets!

by samonduty May 16, 2010

mouffles

mouffles: good cash or sweet money! mouffle is slang/ commonly used name for easy cash or all time money. When you have enough money to buy everything.

mouffles: online cash used when you dont have a credit card.

He's always got mouffles in his pockets!
I used mouffles to pay my bills online.

by micomax May 16, 2010