Foolish Mortal

A strong, overpowering attacking that you say to your bullies. It is like that anime move that is forgotten and is also used to destroy the universe. It’s powers are too powerful for your liking.

Haha bro your bad
Foolish mortals, you don’t know anything about my powers and my capabilities
*other guy dies*
You do a anime deep laugh, and walk away.

by Go Kermit sewer side December 29, 2018

weak mortal

Someone who is nothing, and will be dominated almost instantly.

We will tear the souls out from the weak mortals.

by Jim Rugger October 25, 2005

Mortal Kombat

When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.

I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.

by siliconefeelings January 10, 2011

Mortal Kombat

The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".

"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"

by SLO Bump April 2, 2010

Mortal Kombatted

To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love

Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand

by discob April 13, 2011

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

Mortality rate

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

by death69 September 15, 2021