In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
by Devil's Workshop Industries April 17, 2014
Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
by very hot man January 10, 2020
When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020
by Lifterofyee April 27, 2016
by guyfawkes74 January 04, 2010
Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.
Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
by Obloid July 01, 2014