moscow ritz

When you hire two prostitutes to pee on your bed

I heard Jay paid top dollar to do a Moscow Ritz all over Barry's bed.

by aleks klax January 12, 2017

moscow kyle

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.

Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.

by mooseshadows August 17, 2017

Monowownowoa

The random shit you say when you get stuck on a word

Hey you know that thing you the uuuuumonowownowoa

by Eyywhfwfhs f we dwchw December 10, 2021

Moocowin

Getting up and eating at 3am. CanAMoran

Hey baby ru moocowin

by Redrose2044 October 23, 2022

moscow 24

Objectively the best tv channel in russia according to my russian friend dennis

Moscow 24

by f3wl May 22, 2023

mancow

adj. used to describe humor that is insipid, banal, passé, and tired.

Yes, ha, ha, ha. We know. We get it. Dude, shut your mancow mouth already.

by T. Spangler September 30, 2005

moocow

A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.

Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."

by Revenge Lee September 26, 2005