mineskateuke

A crazy personality that is only is showed to the bestfriend. This person enjoys Skateboarding, Minecraft and enjoys playing the Ukulele. This name is given by the best friend in a way to show that your crazy. Oompa Loompa!

You have earned the name as mineskateuke.

by Mineskateuke Bestriend February 8, 2021

Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

Mines

A word that dumbasses use to show possession.

Those books are mines.

That's mines.

You got mines
I take care of me and mines.

by WHAAAAAAA? February 28, 2015

Minesweeper

A game that is built-in to every Windows computer. Most people don't know how to play it, but it's actually easy to do, except for one thing. On advanced mode it gets to the point where you have to GUESS which tile you're supposed to click, and it's so fucking aggravating.

After 800 attempts, I finally beat Minesweeper in advanced mode.

by HPTrash November 20, 2017

Mines Mine

1) Mines mine- (possessive noun)
Something or someone that is COMPLETELY YOURS.

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David is mines mine forever times infinity!

by Hisbitch25 October 2, 2019

minnesota mineshaft

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
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Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015

gettin' mines

1. A state of mind. Not taking any shit from anybody. Keeping your head high and and your body able.

2. Seeking justice. Getting what's coming to you as in exacting revenge or demanding truth.

I never said I was a saint, nigga I get mines.

Don't worry 'bout me. In the grand scheme I'll be gettin' mines. It's a state of mind. I don't worry, I devise. I don't hurry, I always take my time.

by yoyogia February 15, 2010